It’s not Shakespeare, but you at least get SOMETHING when one million monkeys type all day on one million iPhones!

I’m John Metta, a programmer, a hydrologist, an anthropologist, and an all around friendly guy (except when I have to program in Visual Basic… <shudder>… it just makes my inside bits go all wonky! Like when eating sauerkraut)

I Like Doing Stuff!
…like programming stuff!

I’ve been programming for 20+ years. No, really! I really dig on programming tools that let you deal with complex data sets without the usual hangover. I especially like linking databases & web apps. You know you need to get that data on the web… you know it! …